Monday, May 19, 2008


I guess Maria Menounos just read that I don’t know and don’t really care who Blake Lively is, because here she is frolicking around the beach with her. It looks like they are playing some kind of game involving hot abs and great cleavage. I’m not sure what game that is but put me down for 3 rounds
Jessica Alba, while doing a photo shoot on the beach, is wearing a wet t-shirt and showing off her absolutely perfect body in a bikini. Although they may not be as gratifying as a nipple slip, it’s Jessica Alba - she’s the sexiest woman in the world! ill take anything it can get from this hot girl.

Not even a full week after being released from jail, Paris Hilton was spotted wearing a bikini in Maui. This must be her plan to prove to the world that she is good hearted and compassionate. However, where are the starving the children? The endangered animals? The only thing I see is an ex-con trying to get rid of the jail house glow.

Not gonna lie here, I have no clue who Blake Lively is or even why she’s famous, but here she is in a bikini. You see, I don’t need a reason to post a hot chick in a bikini, especially when they have such a nice backside. I do no research, I don’t care who she is, and the more revealing the better. This is what I do, and you love me for it. Technically that makes me more famous than Blake Lively. So I win.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert


Elisha Cuthbert's bikini vacation with her douchebag hockey player boyfriend is now, over. Children cry in the streets. Oh well, at least we have two solid sexy Elisha Cuthbert bikini days to always remember and to get us through the cloudy days. Hopefully this summer brings Elisha to beaches all over the world!